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Noem: The Narcissist's Narcissist

Trump's gun-toting puppy-killing immigrant-abusing DHS head was skewered on South Park. But her only complaint is about her looks.

Aug 12, 2025
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SPOILER ALERT: This post is unapologetically replete with spoilers. Even if you read this post first, be sure to track down and watch the South Park episode while you are still allowed.

DHS Secretary Kristi Noem took time out from her busy schedule overseeing the construction of concentration camps in the U.S. to bring a complaint to the Glenn Beck Show, in whatever sad corner of the internet he managed to cobble together an audience, and commenced to whining about the perceived slights she received to her fragile ego in the most recent South Park episode.

“It’s so lazy to just constantly make fun of women for how they look.” (She must thinks her boss is extremely lazy for his long history of making fun of women for how they look.)

Then in practically the next breath:

“If they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that.”

The South Park guys did…

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