Some Pre-Emptive Mental Health Care

Let’s take a little unpleasant stroll down memory lane.

Remember the sickening feeling you experienced on November 8, 2016? Remember the way all the blood rushed out of your head when you heard the sound of Wolf Blitzer’s voice rasping away above a bed of pseudo-patriotic synthesizer music, proclaiming that Trump had won the election? Remember walking around in a daze of disbelief for hours or days afterwards? Remember those desperate “what are we going to do” phone calls that you made to your loved ones and friends at all hours of the day or night, in the hopes that somehow sharing your disgust would diminish the shock that you were feeling? Do you recall gorging on Doritos🔗 like our current Vice President (who is soon to be our next President)?

Good. You should remember it. Take a few minutes to relive that horror to remind yourself how crucial it is to make sure the twice impeached convicted felon seditious con artist never sets foot in the White House ever again.