The Nominee and the Coach

Hmmmm. Where have I heard these responses before?

I’d like to share with you a transcript that I happened upon a couple of days ago. I found it either somewhere in the deep recesses of the dark web or in the deep recesses of my own brain.

It captures the conversations between an unnamed Felon47 cabinet nominee and the similarly unnamed coach in preparation for the nominee’s Senate confirmation hearing.

As for its veracity, I can guarantee 100% that it is either entirely truthful or entirely imaginary. Or perhaps it’s both. Who can tell these days?

The transcript follows, in its entirety:

Nominee: I think I’m ready to go in, Coach.

Coach: Whoa, there. Hold your horses, son. You’ve still got a lot to learn before you can bamboozle, er, I mean convince these Senators to confirm your nomination.

Nominee: Like what?

Coach: Lordy Jesus, where do we even start?

Nominee: I was just gonna ask the same thing.

Coach: Let’s start with some role playing. First, I’ll play a Republican Senator.

Nominee: Who do I play?

Coach: I thought that was ob…