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This Week: Top 3 Trump Lies

Aug. 25, 2024 - Aug. 31, 2024

Sep 03, 2024
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Disclaimer: I can’t possibly keep up with all of Donald Trump’s lies. This is merely a compendium of the three most egregious lies of the past week.

Bronze Medal:

The 100% Guaranteed-To-Be-Unkept Campaign Promise

Sweaty Donald, mumbling through his campaign speech in Potterville, MI.

“As part of our efforts to help working families, I’m announcing today in a major statement that under the Trump administration your government will pay or your insurance company will be mandated to pay for all costs associated with IVF treatment. Fertilization for women. IVF treatment. Because we want more babies, to put it very nicely.”

— Donald J. Trump, campaign rally, Potterville, MI, 08.29.2024

A sweaty Donnie reveals his deep knowledge of reproductive medicine to the assembled throngs in the thriving metropolis of Potterville (population 3,082 at last count) by referring to IVF as “fertilization for Women.” Never mind that he has flip-flopped on the issue of IVF over the years. Never mind that he p…

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